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标题: 婚姻物语 [打印本页]
作者: 兴宁A8网    时间: 2011/7/28 00:57
标题: 婚姻物语
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，那。。。<br><br>渴望爱情&nbsp;→&nbsp;不知死活&nbsp;<br><br>物色对象&nbsp;→&nbsp;活得不耐烦了&nbsp;<br><br>相亲&nbsp;→&nbsp;为自己的墓地看风水&nbsp;<br><br>爱慕&nbsp;→&nbsp;大限之期不远矣&nbsp;<br><br>表白&nbsp;→&nbsp;自掘坟墓&nbsp;<br><br>拒绝&nbsp;→&nbsp;死里逃生&nbsp;<br><br>谈恋爱&nbsp;→&nbsp;这不是玩命是什么&nbsp;<br><br>写情书&nbsp;→&nbsp;为自己的墓地分期付款&nbsp;<br><br>冷战&nbsp;→&nbsp;苟延残喘&nbsp;<br><br>分手&nbsp;→&nbsp;千钧一发&nbsp;<br><br>破镜重圆&nbsp;→&nbsp;该来的还是要来&nbsp;<br><br>求婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;教唆自杀&nbsp;<br><br>储蓄结婚基金&nbsp;→&nbsp;投保寿险&nbsp;<br><br>订婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;一只脚已经踏进了棺材&nbsp;<br><br>结婚&nbsp;→双双殉情&nbsp;<br><br>第三者&nbsp;→&nbsp;盗墓&nbsp;<br><br>移情别恋&nbsp;→&nbsp;迁墓&nbsp;<br><br>离婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;置之死地而后生&nbsp;<br><br>订婚宴客&nbsp;→&nbsp;追悼会&nbsp;<br><br>结婚宴客&nbsp;→&nbsp;超渡法会&nbsp;<br><br>亲朋好友&nbsp;→&nbsp;奔丧大队&nbsp;<br><br>包红包&nbsp;→&nbsp;慰问金&nbsp;<br><br>公证结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;由法院出具死亡证明&nbsp;<br><br>集体结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;集体自杀&nbsp;<br><br>结婚热潮&nbsp;→&nbsp;争先恐后赶着去死&nbsp;<br><br>理想的结婚对象&nbsp;→&nbsp;人间净土&nbsp;<br><br>结婚多次的人&nbsp;→&nbsp;示范公墓&nbsp;<br><br>婚友社&nbsp;→&nbsp;葬仪社&nbsp;<br><br>婚姻专家&nbsp;→&nbsp;公墓管理员&nbsp;<br><br>结婚纪念日&nbsp;→&nbsp;清明扫墓节&nbsp;<br><br>一般状况结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;寿终正寝&nbsp;<br><br>闪电结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;猝X<br><br>先上车后补票&nbsp;→&nbsp;爽死&nbsp;<br><br>奉子之命结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;怎么死的都不知道&nbsp;<br><br>对婚姻犹豫不决&nbsp;→&nbsp;生死一瞬间&nbsp;<br><br>假结婚&nbsp;→&nbsp;装死&nbsp;<br><br>异国之恋&nbsp;→&nbsp;客死他乡&nbsp;<br><br>女人总是引诱男人走向爱情的坟墓&nbsp;→&nbsp;最毒妇人心&nbsp;<br><br>男人总是带着女人奔向爱情的坟墓&nbsp;→&nbsp;无毒不丈夫



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